Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Cabbage or Sperm?

I have come down with baby fever with which I have been suffering for many months now, the temperature increases each month when I lose another viable egg. I never really noticed how utterly surrounded I am by people who do not create sperm.
And, it is REALLY hard to find sperm on the internet.
I looked on Ebay but all they had was pills to make sperm more potent.
On Craigslist there was a lonely man in a hotel looking for a "fuck fest", but he didn't have a picture posted so I couldn't mentally paste our faces together to see if our baby would be cute, oh yeah and it's probably sketchy to meet a stranger in a Motel 6.
Amazon linked me to a Halloween costume so that I could dress like sperm...

What ever happened to picking a baby out of a cabbage patch?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

I'm Baaaaaaack!!

Hello Everyone,
I know it has been a REALLY long time since last I posted and if any of you are still watching you deserve a round of applause for your amazing attention span.
I am no longer taking on the open road. Dolly the wonder vehicle has been sold to an adorable, newly dating couple in their 60's named Al and Alice. He bought it for her as a one year anniversary present and I think they will have many lovely adventures.
As for me, I have decided to settle down for awhile in Silver City, New Mexico to educate myself and live in a real, bonafide house, without wheels.
Last summer I spent time in Provincetown, Massachusetts, working, making friends and soaking up the humid, salty air, It was lovely.
I am looking forward to using my blog to talk more about the small, everyday things that happen in one's life rather than being an adventure reporter. I hope people like it.

Welcome Back Readers of Zia Sophia.