I worked as an interior design assistant this weekend.
It has a totally glamorous title right? I thought it would be totally glamorous, but just like the movie business it has a shiny veneer with very little glitter inside.
I moved furniture and washed things with windex. I think those particular job duties are very transferable though, so all is not lost.
Today I applied for a job that asks for someone to hand out candy and smile.
Nobody has ever been more qualified for that job than me, nobody.
I'm sure of it.
In other news I am trying to be accepted as a hopeless loser (fashionably speaking) for the show "What Not to Wear". I think, now that I am almost 30 I will surely qualify as a fashion victim.
I went to a movie the other day called Red Riding Hood. It was just like Twilight except without the vampires and abs. Which are the only reasons to see Twilight. There was a magic cloak that inexplicably got longer and longer, that was pretty neat.
That's all I have for you.