Thursday, March 10, 2011

Some people should come with warning signs.

WARNING: 
this person is known to cause emotional turmoil, cancerous thoughts, murderous urges, and general physical health maladies

WARNING:
this person is known to spout beautiful words that sound like they have deeper meaning, leading to the belief that this person not only has a handle on reality, but is also very emotionally responsible. Prolonged exposure to this individual may result in the uncomfortable realization that one has been duped. 

WARNING:
this person will make lavish declarations of generosity and luxury and then immediately, without notice, renege on all of them.

WARNING:
this person is secretly addicted to drama.

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